Thursday, May 27, 2010

Big, Young, and Troubled

In lieu of another "alleged" controversy surrounding the Pittsburgh Steelers famed centerpiece, Ben Roethlisberger, one wonders, Is an athlete really a role model anymore? Every uber-famous sports icon seems to be falling from the pedestal these days: Roethlisberger, Tiger Woods, Mark McGwire...where can the children turn now?

DiMaggio made the girls swoon. Eckersley was the king of cool. Elway made every other man feel inferior. A quick glance at the modern athlete tells a starkly different story. Kobe Bryant is surly and withdrawn. Alex Rodriguez has had marital problems of his own, not to mention the steroid controversy he's gone through. Donte Stallworth, Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress, Chris Henry and a slew of other NFLers have been placed in jail or worse because of their multiple run-ins with the law. Athletes are no longer gods, at least not in the human sense. Perhaps a god is the perfect way to describe the 2010 version of a pro athlete: a Greek god. Modeling humans after themselves, the mythological gods of the Greeks were often sinful and self-centered, using the common man as their victim(s) countless times. Anyone seeing parallels? But more importantly, where does Roethlisberger fall in the scheme of all this?

That is the question that needs to be addressed. Pink number 7 jerseys in the Pittsburgh area haven't sold for months. To be honest, would you let your daughter don the replica of a man who has twice been accused of sexually assaulting a woman? To add to his list of chagrin, Big Ben's troubles all seemed to start with the infamous motorcycle crash in 2006, in which he was not wearing a helmet. After seven hours of surgery to repair a fractured jaw, he humbly said, "If I ever ride again, it will definitely be with a helmet". To this day, Roethlisberger's neighbors and colleagues have sworn that he only rides his motorbike with his long, gold locks flowing in the wind.

So we wonder. Does Roethlisberger embrace the family-first values of the Steelers, and more specifically, the team's owners, the Rooney family? It's too easy to say no. Ben surely doesn't evoke memories of other Steel City athlete-humanitarians like Roberto Clemente or Sidney Crosby, but he can't even compare to the lovable bad boy Bradshaws or Stargells. Truly, Pittsburgh is just as disgusted with its son as the rest of the nation is. Perhaps "son" is not the right word, as Roethlisberger's hometown, Lima, Ohio still claims him as their own.

Residents of Lima and the surrounding community will tell you urgently that Roethlisberger was a great kid with a big smile and arm to match. Quotes like "Ben never hurt anyone" and "Such a awesome guy" abound. He was legendary, racking up thousands of passing yards for Findlay High and later deepening his Ohio folk-hero status by putting Miami (Ohio) University on the map. Drafted at number 11 by the Steelers in 2004, Roethlisberger was bound for stardom.

And stardom he found, though not perhaps in the way that was anticipated. To be simple, Roethlisberger's case is a prime example of the old adage, "Don't let it go to your head". Before his jump to the NFL, Roethlisberger was a relatively obscure behemoth. Sure, he was popular in Lima and famous on the Miami campus, but last time I checked, neither of those places were publicity hubs. No, Big Ben was just another guy, albeit a slightly more well-known one. But once you're the quarterback for the Steelers, well, you're the quarterback for the Steelers. Friends claim that Roethlisberger is perpetually cocky, whining constantly and continually asking the "Do you know who I am?" question when anything in a restaurant or bar doesn't go his way. This is where the problem lies, and where the solution is probably located. Roethlisberger, in essence, must look inside himself to change his situation.

He is rich, athletic, and disliked. One of those shouldn't belong.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Confessions of a Fantasy Novice

Ok, so here's the deal.

Maybe I'm the only person who's just figured this out now, but fantasy baseball is incredibly addicting. So addicting, in fact, that it seems to be the only subject that I discuss with my friends, and consequently, any joke or metaphor made among us these days invariably has some link to the world of fantasy. So....in case anyone out there needs some tips on their players, Dr. Levos is in.

Four up:

Casey McGehee, 3B Milwaukee Brewers

Let me just offer my sincere thanks to this man, for he single handedly has saved my team to this point in the season. He's batting a solid .323 with 7 homers and 32 RBI (2nd in the National League). To be honest, I had never even heard of McGehee before this season, and he was drafted thanks to the auto-pick option while I was scooping myself some ice cream. God be thanked for chance. He's started all 32 games this season, and will stay there for the foreseeable future. If you're lucky enough to have him available, get him.

Marlon Byrd, OF Chicago Cubs

Someone's been swimming in the fountain of youth. Though 32 years old, Byrd is shaping up to have the best season of his career, both at the plate and in the field. He's hitting a monstrous .341 with 6 round trippers and 24 RBI, along with 6 stolen bases. Also look up his fantastic (though perhaps inadvertent) catch from last week against Pittsburgh. Talk about skills.

Jeff Niemann, SP Tampa Bay Rays

There's no feeling quite like the pure joy that comes from finding a middle of the rotation starter who dominates. I found Niemann very late in the draft, and thank goodness I did. The 27-year-old Texan is 3-0 with a 2.27 ERA (7th in the AL) and a 1.01 WHIP (6th). Even though naysayers will tell you that Niemann has no strikeout potential (a paltry 28 in 4 starts), the lack thereof shouldn't worry you; his control and durability makes him a great pickup.

Roy Oswalt, SP Houston Astros

Fine, call me a homer (no pun intended). But really, Oswalt's 2-4 record shouldn't deter anyone. He has a stellar 2.63 ERA with 45 strikeouts. Having watched the Wizard for many years, he's obviously primed for a career year, as long as the Astros don't trade him. He may not rack up the wins, thanks to Houston's dismal run production, but Oswalt will make any fantasy owner happy with a low ERA and WHIP, and a whole bunch of strikeouts.

Four down:

Scott Kazmir, SP Los Angeles Angels

Ignore the superstar name. Kazmir has had a ton of trouble on the mound this year, sporting a 2-3 record with a 6.82 ERA and a 1.78 WHIP. Don't think he's a strikeout machine either, as Kazmir posted only 24 K in 6 starts. True, he was injured to start the season and may need some recovery time to get his act together, but I wouldn't chance it. Bottom line, Kazmir is not the star that he used to be.

Ben Sheets, SP Oakland Athletics

I'm really tempted to copy and paste the paragraph about Kazmir right here, because even the stats are nearly identical. Sheets also has a 2-3 record on the year, with a 6.38 ERA and 1.77 WHIP. He also had a stretch of two starts where he allowed 17 earned runs. Yes, you read that correctly. 17. Looks like taking that year off was a bad idea.

Chone Figgins, 2B Seattle Mariners

Considered a fantasy essential coming into the season, Figgins has been a major disappointment to me and probably every other fantasy owner in the country. Hitting just a measly .190 with no home runs and 9 RBI. With only 6 stolen bases, you can't even make the case that he redeems himself on the basepaths, simply because he almost never gets there.

Nyjer Morgan, OF Washington Nationals

Ditto Figgins. Let's just say that every fantasy guy/gal out there can be sure that this is not the Morgan who had a career year last season, when he hit .307 with 39 RBI and 42 stolen bases. No, sadly he is only at .258 with 7 RBI and 8 swipes. A turnaround in the near future? Perhaps. But with a lot of above average outfielders available in most markets, don't test your patience.

And there you have it. My knowledge is now yours. However, you might want to realize that in the fantasy and the journalistic world, it is never smart to trust a rookie.